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Friday, July 22, 2011
Weirdest of All Weird Crimes: Police Name Teens in Hotel Pool Poop Attack
Holy crap.
Whatever you do, don't invite these two to your next pool party.
Police in St. Petersburg, Florida, say this dynamic duo threw their own feces around in a hotel swimming pool, at one point even swimming to the bottom to smear it around in the form of a giant "X."
Strangely enough, the charges for 18-year-old Andrew Harris (right) and 19-year-old Michael Cline (left) are commercial burglary.
According to ABC Action News, the pair were caught on camera in their dirtiest of deeds.
Police say Harris actually pooped in his own pants, reached in, pulled out his own goo, and threw it around the pool.
Twice.
The two were later found in the hotel jacuzzi.
The hotel says the anal attack will cost thousands.
Both of them have been inducted into the Weird Crime Mug Shot Hall of Shame... but naturally, they're not allowed in the pool.
Whatever you do, don't invite these two to your next pool party.
Police in St. Petersburg, Florida, say this dynamic duo threw their own feces around in a hotel swimming pool, at one point even swimming to the bottom to smear it around in the form of a giant "X."
Strangely enough, the charges for 18-year-old Andrew Harris (right) and 19-year-old Michael Cline (left) are commercial burglary.
According to ABC Action News, the pair were caught on camera in their dirtiest of deeds.
Police say Harris actually pooped in his own pants, reached in, pulled out his own goo, and threw it around the pool.
Twice.
The two were later found in the hotel jacuzzi.
The hotel says the anal attack will cost thousands.
Both of them have been inducted into the Weird Crime Mug Shot Hall of Shame... but naturally, they're not allowed in the pool.
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Vixen of the Week: Pink Passion
As times goes on you will see that I am ADDICTED TO VANILLA THICK WOMEN!!! CHUUUURCH!
WTF Was He Thinking?: Gucci Mane's new Facial Tattoo

Ok now niggas are getting out of control with this tattoo shit. Why bruh, just tell me why! We all know you strung out on cocaine but whats really good homie.
A New Year A New Vision
What up its ya man Mr. Toni Starchs coming at you live in the 2K11 and letting you into this fucked up world labeled as "My Mind". Sure many people may object to the way I feel on many subjects and topics but hey who the fuck cares because this is my got damn blog so if you don't like it then you can FUCK OFF! Also, yes I do curse a lot because I understand the human language and I am a highly educated individual who sees things for more than what the public (i.e. Media) seems to portray to you in your everyday life. So this is Mr. Toni Starchs aka Jacob Cassanova aka Sandman saying Good morning to my fans and followers and a smooth ass FUCK YOU to my haters! DEUCES! Chris Brown style.....
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