And I Say Good Day!

Welcome to "In The Eyes Of Starchs" the exclusive blog for the artist Toni Starchs.

Friday, July 22, 2011

Riiiiiiiight: So They Brought The First Two Females For.....?

When Contraception Fails: This Woman Wildin'

Women Call Men Liars!!!: I Bet She Posted That After Photo As Her FB Profile Pic

HA!: This Is What Sprint Deals With Daily


I Hate Niggas: Kanye Not Ballin Like This LOL

I Hate Niggas: A New Twist to Facebook Mobile

HAM: Beats By Dre "Sounds In Motion"

Yo Sick Ass: Mother Throwing Teen Sex Parties

Can't Be My Friends: Cock Blocker Fires A Rocket AT His Friend While He's Gettin Top!

Music: Gucci Mane feat. Waka Flocka & OJ Da Juiceman- What I Do

Weirdest of All Weird Crimes: Police Name Teens in Hotel Pool Poop Attack

Holy crap.
Whatever you do, don't invite these two to your next pool party.

Police in St. Petersburg, Florida, say this dynamic duo threw their own feces around in a hotel swimming pool, at one point even swimming to the bottom to smear it around in the form of a giant "X."

Strangely enough, the charges for 18-year-old Andrew Harris (right) and 19-year-old Michael Cline (left) are commercial burglary.

According to ABC Action News, the pair were caught on camera in their dirtiest of deeds.

Police say Harris actually pooped in his own pants, reached in, pulled out his own goo, and threw it around the pool.

Twice.

The two were later found in the hotel jacuzzi.

The hotel says the anal attack will cost thousands.

Both of them have been inducted into the Weird Crime Mug Shot Hall of Shame... but naturally, they're not allowed in the pool.

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Vizen of the Week: Brianna Amor

Funny As Shit: The Yes Dance

Music: Frank Ocean- Novacane

Music: Big Sean- Marvin & Chardonnay

Music: Big Sean- I Do It

The Greatest on a Great: Jay-Z On Using BIG's Lyrics

Tone Deaf: Girl Trying to Sing Teyana Taylor's "Her Room"

Too Funny: Homie Trying to Dougie

This Shits Horrible: Latin Homeless Woman Stripping

Yeah I'm Gonna Watch Wrestling Again: Vince McMahon Gets Fired!

Fucking Right: The Dark Knight Rises Trailer

Sunday, January 16, 2011

Vixen of the Week: Pink Passion



As times goes on you will see that I am ADDICTED TO VANILLA THICK WOMEN!!! CHUUUURCH!

NO SFX WAS NEEDED

A face only a mother could love 79

Oh Shit My Eyes: Who want themselves a XXXXXLBBW

Extremely obese chicks trying to look sexy 2d

Anybody Want Some OJ?

Oranges

WTF Was He Thinking?: Gucci Mane's new Facial Tattoo

Brrrr

Ok now niggas are getting out of control with this tattoo shit. Why bruh, just tell me why! We all know you strung out on cocaine but whats really good homie.

Aint Nothing Wrong With A Lil Side Tidday But Damn!

Once you go black ab

Great Tits of the Week

Nuthing says love like

This Shit Can't Be Real!

Looks Like Dick "Robin" Grayson is a Lil Excited

Dick grayson

Katy Perry Got Some Nice Tiddays

Katy perry s fun bags

I never thought I would look at her in such a wonderful way.

So Not Gangster: White boy breaks down over dads missing cologne

Damn Damn Damn: Homeless woman cleans herself on the train

Niggas Nasty: Homie cums in a random girl hair on the train and she never notices!

Hoes Dirty These Days: Homegirl trickin off while arguing with her man on the phone!

A New Year A New Vision

What up its ya man Mr. Toni Starchs coming at you live in the 2K11 and letting you into this fucked up world labeled as "My Mind". Sure many people may object to the way I feel on many subjects and topics but hey who the fuck cares because this is my got damn blog so if you don't like it then you can FUCK OFF! Also, yes I do curse a lot because I understand the human language and I am a highly educated individual who sees things for more than what the public (i.e. Media) seems to portray to you in your everyday life. So this is Mr. Toni Starchs aka Jacob Cassanova aka Sandman saying Good morning to my fans and followers and a smooth ass FUCK YOU to my haters! DEUCES! Chris Brown style.....